Scott Suder isn't a Stage Name for a Drag Queen, Is It?

Sometimes you have to love what goes on at night around the Capitol. Get this one that a constituent of mine passed on to me.

Last Wednesday, after the Chippewa Valley Day for legislators, a "Scott Suder" came into the Shamrock Bar, a Madison GAY bar to get drinks. This "Scott Suder" tried to use a credit card with "Scott Suder" on it, but was turned down when the user was a woman, obviously not Scott Suder. She said she was his wife. Still no luck.

Now we all know one Scott Suder. He's an uber-conservative legislator from Abbottsford, Wisconsin. He's a co-sponsor of the bill to amend our state constitution to make civil unions and same-sex marriage illegal, which of course, already are.

Uh oh.

The card was confiscated, and the next day a "Scott Suder" called and asked that the card be destroyed.

To be fair, I don't know if Scott has ever done drag, but I seriously doubt it was him using the card that night.

But isn't Madison a small place? I don't know about you, but this has so much potential for humor I could burst.

No worries, Scott, your secret is safe with me. Well, me and everyone who reads my blog anyway.