John Gard Needs YOUR Help
So it hasn’t been a good week for John Gard.
Xoff (and others) have exposed how he gets support in the eighth Congressional district. He just doesn’t tell people they are supporting him. But that isn’t working.
Gard really does need some fresh ideas to reach out to the people of Northeastern Wisconsin. After all, he hasn’t lived there in a very, very long time. Some of his Sun Prairie neighbors think he’s swell, but they don’t play well on Green Bay television.
So, readers, like we tried to do for Glenn Grothman, let’s put our collective thinking caps on and come up with some campaign slogans for John Gard. I’ll forward them all (that are clean) I promise.
I’ll start.
Serving northeastern Wisconsin since Spring of 2006 when I moved there.
Nobody’s carpetbagger but yours.
The lobbyist’s choice.
Didn't I mention I hate the DNR?
Ok, they’re not great. But I KNOW you can do better. Post your suggestions. Free Green/Delay stickers to the best ones!
posted by Mark Pocan @ 1:26 PM
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John Gard: Green Lite For Congress
John Gard: A Tradition Of Mushy Leadership
John Gard: Dick Cheney Knows My Name
I saw his car in his driveway tonight, and his 'neighbors' (that's how they phrase it, with a grimace) say he had a bonfire last night.
BTW: here's the Right's new darling up here - http://www.wispolitics.com/index.iml?Article=66794
Please check out my site: http://www.actblue.com/page/votekoehn
Milhouse '06!
John Gard: Let's keep hatin' teh gay!
John Gard: A better rubber stamp!
John Gard: Hey at least I didn't say 'shit' on tv
How about...
The Napoleon Dynamite of Wisconsin politics
Don't ruin my chance to finally be the primary breadwinner.
About as popular as a kick in the nuts.
Serving my district since 1987. Living in my district since 2006. But I'll be moving to Green Bay soon.
Proudly avoiding the private sector my whole adult life.
Just because I have a non-traditional family doesn't mean that I think yours is okay.
We already have single-payer health care in my house. My wife writes all the checks.
A vote for me is a vote to keep me far, far away from you.
John Gard...
-Putting the "career" in "career politician"
-Hating gays since 1987.
-Reclaiming Northeast Wisconsin, 40 Acres at a Time. (alternative: Taking Back our 40 Acres)
-Rich, White, Out-of-Touch, but NOT fat.
-Faking residency before Tom Delay made it cool.
-Great Awesome Rich Dainty
-Gladly Accepts Republican Donations
How about anagrams?
John Gard - Jr and Hog
Speaker Gard - Parked Rages
Congressman Gard - Crass, Grand Gnome
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