Let's Help Glenn Grothman with a Campaign Slogan

So Glenn Grothman may be running for the U.S. Senate against Herb Kohl. Ho hum.

OK, not to be left out in the hype Glenn Grothman seems to be trying to create by getting in yet another race on the final day (yawn), I thought I 'd bring a different take.

Those of us who know Glenn know this about him. He's bright. He's so far right he's sometimes left. He is not a natural politician or even moderately charismatic. He is a character. He truly believes in what he believes. He is wrong virtually all of the time on major issues. He is usually a principled conservative. He would probably better fit on the Constitution Party ballot line than the Republican Party line. I didn't think it could happen, but he will be running to the right of Mark Green, and trust me there is not a lot of room on that ledge.

So here's my pitch. IF he gets into the race (I'm on pins and needles, really), he's getting in quite late. So he needs some help with a campaign slogan. Let's help Glenn out.

Give me your ideas. Let's come up with the slogan that beats, "Nobody's Senator But Yours." I'll pass them on to Glenn. C'mon readers, I know you've got it in you!

I'll get us started...."Nobody's Senator But Pro-Life Wisconsin's" or "Because Joe McCarthy's Legacy Must Continue..." or "Even Rick Santorum Needs to Be To the Left of Someone".

Alright, it is your turn. What do you got?